Curse

I pwnd U · Aug 22, 2006, 04:01 PM // 16:01

*walks into the new bar*
"what the...?"
*looks for bar*
"WHERE THE HELL IS IT???"
*sees bar*
*walks over orders a beer*
*sips beer*

Lord Cooper · Aug 22, 2006, 04:05 PM // 16:05

*slaps bacon with a wet towel*
*orders a gin and tonic*
"evening chaps"

I pwnd U · Aug 22, 2006, 04:06 PM // 16:06

*sips beer*
*sees bacon getting beat up by a towel*
*laughs*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 22, 2006, 04:13 PM // 16:13

Walks in.
Orders beer.
Smashes beer on Opeth's head.
Orders beer.
Smashes beer on pwnd's head.
Orders beer.
Smashes beer on own head.
Orders beer.
Sips beer.

heist23 · Aug 22, 2006, 04:51 PM // 16:51

Well whoop de doo, another freakin' bar.

*begins chugging vodka bottles and throwing them at random people*

I pwnd U · Aug 22, 2006, 06:15 PM // 18:15

Opeth hasnt even been in the bar yet has he?

*sips beer*

Bane of Worlds · Aug 22, 2006, 06:27 PM // 18:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommarrow

Eve did you get a name change and a sex change?

a sex change? nope
there was a topic in the forum where Pwnd and I discussed why the name was how it was and freakly I needed the name changed despite it was funny getting PMs ingame from guys who want to hit on me which is funny and all but it's rather creepy.
<-- a guy not a lady

*sips whiskey*

I pwnd U · Aug 22, 2006, 06:39 PM // 18:39

*sips beer*
*concurs that we did talk about it*
*wonders where Opeth is*

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 22, 2006, 07:04 PM // 19:04

*hit Pwnd with a blackhole slam through the bar table*
*grab steel chair and start hitting everyone in the head*
*grab bottle of beer.. drink it down... smash bottle over my head*
*take out playing cards.. who want to play poker*

*grab Pwnd again and hit him with a chokeslam*

I pwnd U · Aug 22, 2006, 07:05 PM // 19:05

*grabs sir*
*puts him in the sleeper hold*
*picks him up and throws him out of the ring*
*sips beer*

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 22, 2006, 07:14 PM // 19:14

oh hell no you didn't throw me out!!!

*grab pwnd by the legs.. start swing him around 360 degree*
*launch him into the bar table*
*pick pwnd up again and powerslam him through the table*
*lock in the ankle lock on pwnd*

I pwnd U · Aug 22, 2006, 07:24 PM // 19:24

*pulls sir towards me*
*punches him in the face*
*grabs his hair*
*uses it to slam him to the ground again and again*
*kicks him in the head*
*sips beer*

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 22, 2006, 07:31 PM // 19:31

*take out a guitar and smash it over pwnd's head*
*pull out steel pipe and wack him in the legs*
*grab hold of pwnd and powerbomb him to the ground again and again*
*throw him into the bar's bathroom*
*push his head into the toilet.. and flush*

that should cool you off!

I pwnd U · Aug 22, 2006, 07:32 PM // 19:32

*pulls head out of toliet*
*pulls toliet out of the ground*
*smashes it on Sirs head*
*takes sir and smashes his head through a mirror*
*slames his head into a sink*
*throws Sir through a wall*
*sips beer*

heist23 · Aug 22, 2006, 07:35 PM // 19:35

*throws several glass spheres at Pwnd and Skulkcrasher*

I pwnd U · Aug 22, 2006, 07:36 PM // 19:36

*ducks spheres*
*fires paintballs at hiest*
*kicks sir in the balls*

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 22, 2006, 07:37 PM // 19:37

*hit Pwnd with remaining part of the sink*
*grab hold of him and throw him into the wall*
*dropkick pwnd*
*take out baseball bat and start hitting him over and over again*
*hit him with a running RKO*
*than run around the bar and hit pwnd with a huge leg-drop*
*pick him up again and smash 99 bottles of beers over his head*

I pwnd U · Aug 22, 2006, 07:39 PM // 19:39

*gets up*
*grabs sir*
*punches him in the face to daze him*
*runs and kicks him in the nuts again*
*sips beer*
*delivers a elbow to the stomach and then an uppercut to the face to follow*
*throws him through a window*
*grabs a crowbar*
*smashes Sir in the face*
*grabs a handsaw*
*cuts Sirs legs off*
*sips beer*

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 22, 2006, 07:43 PM // 19:43

*take out laser.. start shooting everyone in the bar*
*throw chainsaw at Pwnd*

I pwnd U · Aug 22, 2006, 07:45 PM // 19:45

*ducks chainsaw*
*laughs at Sirs double post*
*grabs a weedwacker*
*cuts off peoples legs*
*sips beer*